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Kickapoo
Joy Juice
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| KICKAPOO JOY JUICE is a liquor of such stupefying potency that even
the hardiest citizens of Dogpatch,
after a first burning sip, rise into the air, stiff as frozen
codfish. Concocted in a large wooden vat by the inseparable cave-dwelling
buddies Lonesome Polecat and Hairless Joe, the
ingredients are both mysterious and all-encompassing. When the
brew needs a little more body, the pair throws one in. An officially
licensed KJJ is still produced by Monarch Beverage of Atlanta,
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All Text © Denis
Kitchen
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